Government to compensate people who went bankrupt after buying gifts during Valentine’s week

The Prime Minister’s office has announced today that the Government will compensate everyone who bought gifts for their partner during the previous week due to social pressure and later went bankrupt.

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Chrissy Teigen Slaps on the Pasties for Valentine’s Day (Video)

Happy Valentine’s Day, Chrissy Teigen. We see you have quite the heart on there.

Teigen is doing her best to make sure that we all have a very special Valentine’s Day, slapping on some heart-shaped pasties — and not a whole lot else — for a video with her husband, John Legend.

The video features Teigen lip-syncing through her husband’s song “Ordinary People” while in various states of undress. And dishing out sultry looks to the camera. And occasionally clutching a lollipop, which surely must be symbolic of something.

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Rankin, who directed the five-minute clip for Love magazine, told People, “I LOVE ‘Ordinary People’ so much, so when [Love Editor-in-Chief] Katie [Grand] asked me to shoot Chrissy for Valentine’s, the idea of her doing a lip-sync version immediately jumped into my head. Katie wasn’t so keen.  Then when Chrissy came up with the idea on set, and with John, I was like erm… YES please.  When they sang it together at the end, I got goose bumps.”

Surely, Teigen felt a chill herself — you know, what with being half-naked and all.

Also Read: Chrissy Teigen Dons Skimpy Spandex, Gorges on Junk Food in ’80s Aerobics Spoof (Video)

Watch Teigen and her husband celebrate Valentine’s Day in the best possible way below.

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day: my failed proposal to get my girlfriend back

On New Year’s Eve, I found myself lying half naked on the frozen Mississippi river in a dog park. Share your stories of failed romance in the comments

Search “proposal fails” on Google and you get thousands of results with headlines like “10 Marriage Proposal FAILS” and “Top 10 rejected proposal of all time”. Men popping the question on jumbotrons are a favorite of the genre: the public humiliation of some clueless guy rejected in front of thousands, and the resulting “ohhhhh” from the crowd, is pure candy for those seeking their schadenfreude fix.

In the not-so-distant past, when I saw videos like this, I had little sympathy for the men involved (yes, it is usually men doing the proposing). What an ass, I would think, to be so utterly caught up in one’s own grandiosity! You have no clue what your partner wants! How inconsiderate to put someone in that situation.

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My first love song: musicians remember the soundtracks to their teenage crushes

A shaggy Texan, a firebreathing dancer, Liz Taylor … stars relive their first loves – and the tunes that bring them back

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Boyfriend Gives Valentine’s Day Flowers And Box Of Breads

A young man in Tokyo has presented his girlfriend with a bunch of flowers and a box of breads for Valentine’s Day. “Thank you! I just can’t get enough of that sweet sweet bread taste,” Naoko Tsukamoto said after receiving her gift. These customary Valentine’s Day presents in Japan often lead to prolonged mutual eye-gazing and […]